Being in the Choir now eight years, there are a few questions I've had that seemingly have no answers. And if there ARE answers, I'm not sure who to ask or how to find them. None of these questions are really that big of deal and in the grand scheme of things, they're almost not even worth mentioning. But, as I was thinking about what to write about for today, I thought it might be kind of fun to just mention these questions that pop up in my head every so often on an irregular rotation cycle. So here we go.
The top ten inconsequential questions with elusive answers (in no particular order).
10. Why is it, exactly, that we start Sunday morning rehearsal at the odd time of 7:25? One would think maybe 7:15 or 7:30. But no, it's 7:25.
9. Why do the men have to double-button their suit coats? The former seating manager and the new one regularly stands in front of the guys holding up two fingers, meaning to button both buttons. From the Business Insider website, we find this interesting fashion advice: "There's a basic rule when it comes to buttoning up a suit jacket: "Sometimes, Always, Never" — if you have a three-buttoned jacket, sometimes button the top one, always button the middle one, and never button the bottom one. In a two-buttoned suit, you should always button the top button and never the second. Regardless, no matter what kind of suit you're wearing, the bottom button should never be buttoned up." Hmmmm.
8. During Music & the Spoken Word, there's always an organ solo in between choir songs. And without fail, it's always a big deal that the Choir sit very slowly without making any sound, during that solo. But why sit at all? At most, our sitting time is maybe 2 minutes. And the fact that we have another sitting break coming up in the broadcast when Lloyd Newell gives the spoken word means that we really don't need that first sitting break. There are times on tour and in concerts when we stand for very LONG stretches of time, certainly much longer than 15-20 min. It would refreshing to never have to fuss about the issue again and that the standard we follow is to just stand for the organ solo.
7. Guests come in to watch us rehearse Thursday evenings and we've started to greet them formally again (after the long covid break where routines got disrupted). But why does the conductor turn around and officially welcome them when the rehearsal is 3/4th of the way over? Most of the guests have left by then anyway so it almost seems pointless.
6. During every rehearsal, each song we sing is recorded at some point so that the team putting together the program for Sunday knows how long each song is and how much over-roll they need to put in and generally how to make things fit nicely into the 28 min. window. Each time we're about to record, why does the director say "Let's 'tape and time' this." ? There's no tape involved. It's all digital.
5. As with all Church-affiliated institutions, the Choir doesn't permit men to wear beards. Why is this exactly? Ironically, men with beards who meet standards of worthiness can enter the most holy of places (the church's temples), but they can't sing with them in the Choir. And they can't attend BYU with them, and they can't be a missionary with them.....etc. etc.
4. The men's suits have four colors: Black, Dark Grey, Dark Blue, and Dark Blue again (the "Blazer" with famous pop-off button issues). I realize I have no formal training in how to make a large choir look good under the lights, but is having a light colored suit really going to mess up our "look"? As they stand today, the suits are so similar in color, we often have to look at the tag inside them to know exactly which one we need to put on.
3. More and more, we've seen members of the orchestra use tablets to read their music off of. These seem extremely handy. And working in the music library, I know first hand how time consuming it is to manage all of the sheet music. Is there a particular reason we can't use tablets to learn music from? These would come pre-loaded with all of the music in the entire library and we'd simply pull up what we needed, when we needed it. I almost become giddy with excitement just thinking about it!
2. Why, again, do we not have a "suggestion box"? I know we've been told that since the Choir organization has been in existence for so long, they've thought about everything and always do things for important reasons. While I honestly appreciate that point of view and believe it 95% of the time, I do think choir members have valid suggestions from time to time. Heck, those suggestions don't even need to be answered. Just submitting them and knowing someone actually reads them would be validating enough.
1. Wondering why the wives of the choir presidency never get to be the ones to greet us Thursday nights and Sunday mornings? I'd love to hear more from them, including spiritual thoughts (that are normally shared by their husbands) and how they've helped to contribute to the mission of the Choir.
Please know these aren't gripes or things I get really upset about. Overall, there are so many great things about singing in the Choir that these smaller annoyances aren't that big of deal. No organization is perfect. But the mind is sometimes curious, you know? It wants answers. And while I don't expect to ever get answers to these particular questions, I'm grateful for the therapeutic excercise of typing them up!
Thanks!
Until next time, God be with you.